Journal of Brad Walsh

Ripping the Collections: Suede, Part 2

it gets worse in the second half, if you can believe it, kittens.

people keep asking if the decoys had the same amount of time and the unchanged budget that the final 3 had. we can look at this and confidently say “no.” clearly suede had about 20 minutes and 12 dollars to put this collection together.oh pleasant. you want critique? here: all of those fabrics are fighting each other, the proportions are horrible and nothing is fitted correctly.

it’s executed fairly well in comparison to the rest of the looks. we suppose some would say this is a pretty dress. we think it’s a iota too adorable. it seems obvious to say this, but it looks like barbie clothes. and the bust is terribly custom-made.

holy.shit.segment.two.there are drag queens that would look at that and say “no way.” there are 5-year-old girls in princess costumes who would look at that and noise abroad “that’s a bit much, don’t you fantasize?” there are blind people who would look at that and say “my eyes!”in other words, it’s really, really bad.

oh god, we’re tired at this point. what else can we order? you’ve ruined us, suede. you’ve ruined us.we can point out how distressingly similar these looks are, granted. the same “fitted” (haha!) bodice over a full asymmetrical skirt.jesus, those are some cheapass-looking fabrics. they look like wrapping paper. discount wrapping foolscap.

it’s a precarious day for a whore wedding.
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